Paranormal Activity

A young couple goes to bed for three weeks in a row

Review by unknown, on 21-Nov-2009

This movie is a case for the Better Business Bureau. I saw the official trailer which pictured a theater full of frightened people. I am convinced that the occasion was a field trip from a school for the developmentally disabled.

Nothing frightening happens in the movie. Nothing. Ever.

It's too late for me to boycott this movie, although I have written down the name of the director and I will boycott him for life for his participation in this PR farce. I beg you, gentle reader, to boycott Paranormal Activity for me.

The only reason I am giving the movie one star is because the screen was not actually blank.